reply to cody jones-chick fil a

Dear Cody Jones,

Remember when you told me that you told me I was your one true love in the world? Do you remember how you said that you would die for me? Well just yesterday, you came into Chick-Fil-A and ordered a salad, yes a salad. If you love me so much then why did you order something else? You better not ever step foot in Chick-Fil-A again. If you dedide to order me again, I will be sure it is the worst sandwich you have ever eaten.

Chick-Fil-A Sandwich